Thursday, February 08, 2007

Witty Banter of the Day

Disgruntled Patient: "Man, how long is it gonna be? I'm ready to go home."

Febrifuge: "Actually, sir, we're admitting you to the hospital. You know that, right?"

DP: "Yeah, but it's taking so long. "

F: "I know, and I apologize, but we need to make sure they're ready for you upstairs. This is the part of the process that we aren't in charge of."

DP: "Man, it doesn't take this long to get into the funeral home, you know?"

F: "That's true, sir... but of course, there are fewer steps in that process."

1 comment:

Teslagrl said...

And the meals aren't as good but the flowers are nicer ;-)