Disgruntled Patient: "Man, how long is it gonna be? I'm ready to go home."
Febrifuge: "Actually, sir, we're admitting you to the hospital. You know that, right?"
DP: "Yeah, but it's taking so long. "
F: "I know, and I apologize, but we need to make sure they're ready for you upstairs. This is the part of the process that we aren't in charge of."
DP: "Man, it doesn't take this long to get into the funeral home, you know?"
F: "That's true, sir... but of course, there are fewer steps in that process."